Story time =)
I told my girlfriend, "Remember, my mother is old, so speak slowly and very loud." Then I told my mom, "By the way, my girlfriend is retarded."
aww man that was hilarious
August 2011
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That awkward moment when you get into the van and there's no candy
Maximum trolling:
- Put on a blue shirt and tan pants.
- Walk into Best Buy.
- Go into the middle of the store and scream, “I quit!”
- Watch as the Best Buy employees look at you in confusion, then proceed to stomp out of the store.
haha
That awkward moment when your pet shits on you
HOLY SHIT
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1. herpies
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A very deadly and painful STD that comes from having sex with someone infected with herpes that is also not very good at spelling. Quite similar to ghonorrea.
Various people that posted definitions for groupie, Good times, klax, corn, Prostawhore, herp, *erica* Twatslut, and ahg seem to think herpies is a word.
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buy herpies mugs & shirts
by Kenthar Jan 13, 2004 share this add a video
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2. Herpies
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a very horrible desise. mostly found in blonde bitches who steal peoples shit (these herpie infested blondes are more attracted to peoples clothes then actual shit), lie about everything, find brown haired boys (who are currently dating people) and force them to join there little herpie club. for example. being a blone haired herpie infested BITCH comes the common side affects; Full of your self, looking like a dick, super herpies, no friends.
So they find people that can look like a dick, be full of them selves, and have super herpies with.
so please, dont join this “club” of dumb blond bitches.
find help.
X;Yo! You see that blonde girl over there?!
Y;Dude..thats *******. she has herpies.
X; oh thanks dude! that was a close one! hey have you seen my aero sweater?
buy herpies mugs & shirts
from urban dictionary
lmfao
